After discovering that the so-called “banned” Four Loko drink is being sold at my nearest 711…the night slowly blurred out. Of course seeing this cheap canned roofie would make me smile. So, allowing me to have a piece of my sloppy home-friends with me I proceeded to stock up.
Four Loko’s are almost like the devil and a shitty angel on your shoulder. I feel as though you could get away with so much stuff if you just claimed the Four Loko made me do it. It somewhat makes me think of a gang initiation. For instance, the Four Loko’s made me drive to McDonalds and murder 20 nuggs. The Four Loko’s also made me buy a pack of cigarettes and smoke half the pack. The Four Loko’s made me piss my bed. Ok this last one didn’t happen…or did it?
But if you’re looking to have a great time with little memory of it you should head out and pick up a 6-pack of Four Loko and put 5 of them in your fridge for a few rainy days. I sometimes wonder how much bad shit is actually in these giant cans and how they can taste so good and so bad at the same time. However, regardless of how bad they are for you there should always be room in your fridge for a couple. You can’t go wrong with a $2.99 can of devilish alcohol and you’ll really never know when your day calls to roofie yourself. Best be prepared.